Retail Assault! |
| You can now pick up Beast Sounds and Parlour Tricks at Shake It Records in Cincinnati, OH and Everybody's Records in Pleasant Ridge, OH for the low low retail price of $9.99. Support those stores if you're in the area. We're in the process of working out some further distribution deals to get these beautiful silver beauties closer to your town. Stay sleazy and stay tuned for updates. <3 Uncle T.R. |
Posted by Banderas on 8/04/2008 |
In case you didn't feel like showing up. |
Take note of Ringo (of Mad Anthony) and his sweet pelvic action on top of the piano. More surprises to come, -Jeremy |
Posted by Banderas on 7/28/2008 |
The Male Sack. |
 Time to take a peek inside the Banderas Mailbag...... "Oddly enough got that Cd tho, which is odd because every time I send sometime out of this shit hole it takes a good month to get back to Ohio. Cd turned out to be a pleasant surprise, hadn't seen you guys in forever so I wasn't entirely sure of what to expect. For some reason I just feel like you could film a porn in the basement of a southern shopping mall to this CD, except for Ground Out Heel, which is total road head music. But now that you guys have that new fangled van you should drop a couple grand on the gas and drive out here. If the Melvins can play Missoula, you guys can too (and you both can lose money). Come stay at the haunted looking rundown ass furry house we're all living it up in, we'll cook you pancakes (fecal omelet? I dunno, Japanese people love their anal syringes) and shit. Nothing like whiskey and pancakes." -The Masked Man Well, MM we're glad you approve of the Cd and that it arrived expediently. Thanks for the offer for the place to stay with you and your furry friends. Missoula isn't on the itinerary as of yet and after this letter i can't say it will be anytime soon. -Jeremy "Hey shitbags. How is the album doing? I haven't been out of Dayton for a while due to various warrants out for my arrest." -Angry Ryan (The Lethargy Machine/Angry Ryan and the Nosebreakers) Fanfuckingtastic. I was wondering why i haven't seen you sitting on the couch, sipping a tall boy when I walk downstairs at 9 am to check the mail. Don't let the man hold you down. -Jeremy "Dear Banderas, Previously you announced that T.R. would eat a cicada for every 50 people that came to your last Southgate House performance. I was there and there were at least 50 people at the show. You guys are liars. Sincerely," -Disappointed in Cincy Disappointed, don't get your panties all in a bunch. As Jack Burton says: The check is in the mail. Oh,wait...Hold on...here it is... -Jeremy Send all of your mail to: banderasmusic@gmail or hit us up on MySpace. |
Posted by Banderas on 6/29/2008 |
WIN BIG! NAME OUR NEW VAN! |
 "Not that you afflicted son of a bitches know anything about this, but you're sitting in a Ford E350 Super Duty van. In some circles... this is considered a piece of automotive art." Thanks to the runaway success of our debut album, Beast Sounds and Parlour Tricks, we have purchased a brand new (to us) van. This brings our long term logistics plan full circle, and we'll be heading into your town soon.   The front comfortably seats six, the A/C works, it has low miles, and the back was converted into a mobile workshop by a racing team. This bodes well for us seeing as how we now have a place to work on our dune buggies somewhere other than the front yard. All that's left to do is get an airbrushed painting of Dimebag Darrell on the side and give it a name that strikes fear in the hearts of Smokies everywhere. That's where you come in.  Send us your ideas on what to name this beast of steel and oil. If we use your idea maybe I can swing something with our airbrush guy and get you painted on the other side of the van. Of course you'd be dressed as a wizard and fighting a dragon, but it would most def be you. If I can't swing that, maybe a free t-shirt would suffice. <3 T.R. |
Posted by Banderas on 6/25/2008 |
